what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
why are children so short? what are they doing down there?
they’re sick perverts
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
I HATE THIS
"I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first."
You have to be odd to be number one.
This changed me